Thursday, June 12, 2008

Barack's Fixed Quotes

Fixed for Obama:

"They fought together as brothers-in-arms. They died together and now they sleep side by side. To them, we have a solemn obligation. Whatever. I still had to pay back my college loans. What have they done for me lately?"

"No matter how long it takes to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people, in their righteous might abundant hope, will win achieve peace through absolute victory compromise and discussions."

On the U.S. and allied service men fighting in Iraq:

"They had have no right to win, yet they did do. And in doing so, they changed messed up the course of a war... Even against the greatest of odds wishes of the Democrat Party."

And on the U.S. Democrat Party:

"There is something in the human spirit - a magic blend of skill, faith, and valor conniving, hope, cowardice, that can lift men from certain defeat victory to incredible victory defeat."

On surrendering to facism:

"Today the guns are silent except whence we retreated. A great tragedy has ended and a new one begun. A great victory peace has been won negotiated. The skies no longer rain death for now. The seas bear only commerce for our enemies overlords new allies. Men everywhere walk upright in the sunlight except where they are imprisoned for their beliefs. The entire world quietly at peace - as though the living were no more."

On the military:

"Our debt to the heroic men and valiant women in the service of our country can never be repaid tried. They have earned recieved our undying gratitude contempt. America will never forget deny their sacrifices."

"We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom surrender on the one hand and of overwhelming force appeasement on the other."

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