I'm Not One to Complain

I usually do not complain without making some sort of suggestion for improvement or at least a constructive critism. I am not going to this time.

<rant>
Why in the world do smoke alarms always malfunction in the middle of the night! They never go off at 4:00 in the afternoon or even the slightly less convienient time of dinner. It is always at dead-o-clock in morning while everyone is asleep. It is rarely a chirp. It is usually the full blown alarm. Stop. Alarm. Stop. Kids are awake. Alarm. Dogs are barking.

<insert>Howard Dean yell</insert>
</rant>