I've not been writing much lately. My wife and I are anxiously awaiting our third. The actual ETA is Friday, of course, that is guaged by "more-or-less."
It seems so many women we know are saying, "Oh, I remember my third was two weeks past due!" or "It seems my third took forever." or "Our third was more than a month late!"
We have been asiduously slapping these women whenever we meet them but so far, that has not brought on labor.
Nor has anything else...
A Dying Spider
15 years ago
1 comment:
I don't know what it is about women that makes them so cruel in their anecdotes to pregnant women. I had to refrain from slapping them during my wife's pregnancies, too.
You're nearly done, now. As an intelligent, self-reliant, and conservative citizen, you owe it to yourself and to your children to join the others of us with four children. We need to keep the gene pool topped off. ;-)
Good luck, and congratulations!
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